is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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