Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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