At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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