have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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