if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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