i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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