I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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