I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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