Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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