Don't you send me to vm
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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