you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
