I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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