I didn't shave. On purpose
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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