I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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