Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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