Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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