I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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