have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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