the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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