I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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