Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
wow bdsm is so cute
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