after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
