I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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