Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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