he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
