Nicole vs. Life
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is wine microwaveable?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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