That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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