It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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