): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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