It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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