i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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