Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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