We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
