You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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