I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My dad is sitting where you rode me
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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