So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
