You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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