I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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