May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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