this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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