i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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