I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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