im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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