I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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