Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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