I hate your face
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He's a Shit stain on my heart
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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