i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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