well I can't set my house on fire every night
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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