im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
