I seem to have left my pride at pride
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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