thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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