idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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