i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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