i permit you to call me
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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