Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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